Season Pass Info - Oxymoronphotography

Yes. Only 150 Bucks.

$150 gets you EVERY photo we take of you ALL SEASON LONG! Well, maybe not every photo...we do delete the blurry ones.


What's that? You already have hundreds of pictures?


Cool story bro.


You know who does not have hundreds of pictures of you? The sponsors that you picked up for this season, that's who. Yeah, the sponsors that paid for your tires, your fancy-pants data acquisition system, and those leathers that don't make your ass look big.  (Have you been working out? It shows, keep up the good work.)


What's that? You  paid for that stuff yourself because you don't have any sponsors? Ouch. Do you have any idea how many track days you could have bought instead of spending it on that stuff? It's probably best that you don't think about it.


Maybe if you had something other than Aunt Matilda's iPhone pics of you with the garbage cans in the background sponsors would take you a bit more seriously. I know she makes a mean beef stroganoff, but Aunt Matilda is not a professional photographer.


That's where we come into play. The professionals. What we lack in lunch making skills we more than make up for in photographic talent. Our shots have been featured in Roadracing World, Cycle World, Motorcyclist, and Next Moto Champion...not to mention countless sponsors' - both Facebook and in real life, brick and mortar - walls. We even had a rider's pic used  on some coasters and mugs in a national retail chain. That is some next level stuff right there.


How do you get in on this? I'm glad you have come around. Drop me an email by clicking on the contact link at the bottom of the page and I will send you the fine print. Once you are set up I will make sure that our lenses follow you around a bit more. Who knows, you might end up on a coffee mug in the future.